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I took some artistic leeway with the colour scheme to put it mildly , I rather do like the effect :. Love it! And it looks like a pretty comfy cat pillow. Maybe I can get one of my moms to crochet one for me! Like Liked by 1 person. Like Like. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google account. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account.
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The pattern is free and you can easily download the instructions. How delicious does this pillow look? It surely is a sweet design and it would be fun to crochet it. You can make one or two scoops instead of three if you wish. Choose your favorite colors and favors and start crocheting this absolutely fabulous throw pillow. If you are new to crocheting we have just the pattern for you!
This simple cushion pattern is so easy that it can even be your first crocheting project. It is truly a great pattern for beginners, but we think everyone who is into crocheting will love it as the final result is a beautiful pillow with cute buttons.
Mustaches are so trendy right now so this pillow is a hot project to try this spring. We love the black and white design. It is an easy pattern to follow. Stitched in dcs, the ripple crochet pattern has increases and decreases to create that sharp zig-zag design. Here is another pillow design inspired by the rainbow. It is a perfect spring project to crochet this throw pillow as it will bring color to your home. Yummy, squishy goodness!
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Timothy McGivney requested one of sizable girth, but he wanted it cuddly too. This was the result. The pattern for these beauties is free, and available as a PDF download by clicking here. This was another based on a dick I gave away at GRL Last I saw, he was pretty happy, and he had a little buddy to ride him.
This is the first solid colored one I made, for Poppy Dennison. I really love the way he turned out. Oh, i just saw this! Just like real penii. These are great! And I agree that the red does look very happy.
IDK why. Oh, please tell me there is a pattern for this online with variations for cut and uncut. I will mess around with the foreskin. I just wrote those words for all the word to read.
Any tips on yarn? I have a lot of cotton. I love working with cotton. Silky yarn could be fun. Silk on steel. Look at me go! I may be crocheting penises until the end of time. And thank you for a crocheted pattern.
On each round of foreskin before the corona, I join it to the shaft to create the frenulum. The site no longer exists for the Free Pattern and I am dying to follow what you did to make such a real looking head…. Thank you so much for posting the pattern. Does that make sense? Let me know if you have any other problems. My friends want me to show them how to do it now. I do have one final? Well, it ends up off-centered no matter what if you crochet in a spiral.
I do that if I want one that has a nice line up the underside, but TBH I mostly ignore that frenulum stitch thing now and just pick a likely looking place for it when I get to the head. But hey, how many perfectly aligned, straight dicks have you met anyway? Thanks for all your help, and for posting a great pattern. I thought I answered this, sorry! I would love the pattern my best if is getting married in a few months and as the maid of honor I wanna make some of them for the bachlorette party.
Here you go! The pattern is very easy to follow and hilarious to read! I especially love your ranting about the taint hahaa! My boyfriend and I had some good laughs with all your terminology. I did want to let you know of a little error I think I found. Just wanted to point it out in case it caused anyone confusion.
Thank you so much again for taking the time to design and write this out. Thank you so much, and I hope your friend gets better soon. I just clicked on it and it worked for me, but other people have been having problems with some of my links.
If your are an experienced stitcher, the pattern link she posted in the above comment is really easy to follow and she offers easy alternatives for the somewhat complicated areas for newbies. I highly recommend it!
Otherwise there are other more simple designs out there if you keep looking. Anne has so generously shared all her hard work and time with us in creating this wonderful weenie hahaa! So I did this last year for a white elephant gift, along with a boob pillow and it turned out amazing!
This year I am planning to adapt the pattern to make a body pillow sized version. Any tips on enlarging? I seem to be missing a lot, lately. Anyway, did you get the size issue worked out? Just have to find some luvly mauve yarn to match him.
Oh Oh! Except I never really wrote it into the pattern. I used mostly Cascade Fixation. I can barely upload my own pictures. I did figure it out. My other gift is in the pic too. Well, at least in that picture. His name is Randy. No one better could have picked that blanket.
And the lady holding the giant penis is his wife. It was awesome. Hi, Anne. Thanks for the pattern! Thank you! Thank you. I you do use this pattern, try under-stuffing it. And good luck! I hope you find a pattern that works for you. I love how your pattern is so realistic!! I taught my friend how to crochet; she wants her first pattern to be a penis!
Thank you for sharing!! We want to make a cushion out of it. What will it be possible? Also we want to make a booby cushion as well, and make it a gift to our family lol would you possibly have a pattern for one? Hey there! As for a booby cushion, I know there are patterns out there for it. I finished!!!! I love it!!! It came out soo Beautiful! Where do I post a pic?
I also decided not to make it a pillow. Instead I stuffed it with beans!! And use it as a bean warmer! Thank you so much! Thanks for the reply back. I really want to see! I would love the intact pattern if you ever wrote it. Im an intactivist and a Doula and this will be perfect to educate my parents on the intact penis.
I did eventually do an intact version, but I never really wrote a pattern for it. Are you still interested? I saw a pin for a penis pot holder for like cast iron pans. Very cute, looking for a pattern, crochet only. Any ideas? And again, very sorry it took me so long to answer.